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Could a consummate Tango Dancer rescue Dan from the floor of the Denver Airport? Did the gate agent convince Dan that moving from an aisle seat in the last row to a middle seat in the next to last row was an upgrade? Was Dan’s experience part of a nefarious plan? (Or was it simple incompetence?) Did he get home? Did his luggage make it to Santa Barbara?

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Dullest airport strafes magellan’s straight flushed Trip

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Can Dan escape the sensory deprivation tank at the Dullest International Airport in the world? Who’s trip was worse: Ferdinand Magellan? Dan Martin? (Hint: Dan ‘traveled’ on a airline.) Which airport puts the runway and the terminal in different time-zones? Which airport puts the arrival and departure gates on different planets? Did Dan get home for his anniversary. Find answers to these and other burning questions on The Weekly Letter.
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Halifax Crew Mutiny worse worse Than Taxed departure

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Can an airline consistently deliver on it’s core competence (lengthy, slow moving queues) consistently and globally? The answer, of course, is “Yes” - provided Dan is ‘flying’. Will a 15 Franc lunch voucher buy a lunch? Will Dan’s trip to California enter recorded history alongside Shackleton and Antarctica, Custer and Little Big Horn, Charles and Diana, Nuclear Power and Tsunami?

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wallet safer in explosive Beirut Than Tranquil Geneva


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Did Dan foil a mugger in Geneva? (Or was Dan outsmarted by a trickster in Geneva?) Why are robberies in Europe so civilized? Which city is safer: Geneva? Beirut? Dan and Darius debate the subject. Is it possible to go wrong with a SmartCard?

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Charming policeman with Flea-powered car in Italy

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Will Charm trump Principle? Can Dan find a way to get a speeding ticket while driving a car with less horsepower than a flea circus? Is there any need to go to Italy when you’ve seen the ‘Venice of France’? Can anybody read French road signs? Which designer has the gravitational clout to pull Nazy past the (sales) event horizon?

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