scary clown and fast clapping babies dodge jigsaw hazards

Azelle and big trucks


Who is faster than a speeding bullet? Able to climb tall buildings in a fearless second? Unable to understand the difference between a chocking hazard and a dump truck? Which gender can master potty training fastest? How was Arrow able to turn a chocking hazard into a reasoned excuse? Who is the best at sitting, giggling, clapping and smiling — all while not climbing the walls or falling off the chair?
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Azelle forks pizza at Hide and Seek MyGym music class


nazy and Azelle at light bright MOXI

Who mixes up ‘hide and go seek’ with the ‘ostrich pretend game’? How many one year olds insist on using a fork to eat pizza? [Observation: I’m far more than one year old and I don’t.] What is the official name of the ‘hacky sack’ launching system exhibit at the Santa Barbara children’s museum? Who likes the LiteBrite exhibit more — Nazy or Azelle?



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water $’s float away on baptisms and birthday

nazy and azelle August 17 2019 at party


Water, water, everywhere — and not a drop for free. (Or even for a reasonable price.) Who turned a $ water bill into a $$$$ National Deficit? And, speaking of water, which six month old baby was unimpressed with the ‘water’ concept that is associated with Christening? What was the perfect occasion for Dan to wear his
harlequin shirt? What kind of bottles did Dan buy for a first birthday celebration? What can you do when ‘the children’ have no problems with jet lag, but ‘the parents’ are not so lucky?
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musical beds and sleepless kids drive and putt costly parking ticket

The Tiger jammies August 2019 with Naz


Can Tiger handle a putter? How about a driver? Tennis Racket? Can he drive Dan crazy by making a racket? If you see a parking warden heading your way … while you’re parked in a red zone, is it wise to drive off? More to the point, what should you do before you drive off? And how did the State of California figure it out? How did the High School reunion go? When was the last time you played musical beds with three children? And do you have Tiger PJs?
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Azelle notes Musth Aromatics, Arrow’s six packs and Tiger’s Beard


Nazy and Azelle Oct 13 2018

How does Tiger look with a goatee? (And how did Johnson Baby Shampoo help him pull off the impersonation?) What did Arrow think of Baby Shampoo? Hint: He’s the one with the beautiful hair. And I speak as an expert in ‘hair’ (lose). If you gained weight at the same rate as Azelle, how long would it take before the planet started to orbit around you? What ‘sparkling wine’ tastes like aspirin dropped in a glass of Alka Seltzer? And why isn’t anyone embarrassed by the gargantuan increase in the annual deficit? Read More...
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Home button bAby drops ZEaLously on deadLinE date


leaving cottage with every one August 19 2018


Will DAn’s ZEaLous pursuit of a functional iphone home button be fruitfuL? Why is Tiger at Zoo Camp? (And who rodE the blue train there?) Can Arrow Keep control if he is not the bAby? Who was comfoRtablE, relaxed and in No hurry? By the way: why was Melika visiting acupuncture clinics, chirOpractoRs offices and mediatioN studios? How did massage do the trick? (And what was that trick?) Where there any exciting arrivals in Santa Barbara last week? Hint: Think Pink.

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